What? Now the selfish bastards have stolen the word 'rainbow'!

Gone are the days of Zippy, Bungle, and Geoffrey, it seems.

Now the selfish bastards have appropriated another word!

These self-indulgent twats have conveniently forgotten that we live in a democracy.

It's time for the attention-seeking to stop.

And no, you can't have a different toilet...make do.

Don't forget: no matter what your mum told you, you're no more special than the rest of us.