And the winner is...

Well, yes. That’s yet to be announced. One thing we can most definitely state, however, is that those of us who are normal, have just lost.

Take a step back.

You’ve all seen the news, you’ve all heard about the nominations. No, no, not the Oscars.

No, this is far more important than acting, this is a case of acting the goat.

The Black Lives Matter movement, now almost exclusively referred to by its initials has been nominated for a Nobel peace prize by a white, socialist Norwegian MP, Petter Eide.