A brief history. And then the standard...a cup of coffee that the EU have dribbled in.

We’re the EU. We’re here to help. We’re here, dedicated to the most important task humanity has ever known. Yes, that’s right…we’re here to protect the rights of everyone, especially the rights of the minorities.

Ah, but there are minorities and minorities, it appears.

Some minorities are cooler than others, some minorities the EU would rather forget.

Welcome to the world of the EU, here’s your coffee. Vēra Jouravá’s already spat in it.